If I ever wrote an autobiography it would be entitled “My Life as a Third Wheel”.
*rolls up the US constitution and makes the fattest most patriotic blunt ever*
i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute
why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars
(Source: superhighschoollevelhope-archive)
anonymously write in my ask three words that come to your mind when you think about me
Doubt this will happen.
(Source: yatvowel)
